When It Comes To COVID-19

For all you baseball fans out there…

When it comes to COVID-19 the first question we need to ask ourselves is Who are we going to listen to? and the second question is What are we going to do?

So who’s up first and what’s up second.

What?

No. What’s up second. Who’s up first. 

Who?

Not Trump. He’s blaming WHO.

What?!

No. What’s up second. Who’s up first.

Who’s blaming Trump?

Trump’s blaming WHO.

That’s what I’m asking you?

WHO.

Who?

Yes.

Who?

That’s right. 

Who?

Absolutely.

What?I

No. I told you. What’s up second. Who’s up first.

Wait! Wait!  Who’s blaming who?

No. Trump’s blaming WHO.

Who?

Correct

What?

What’s up second. Wash your hands.

What?

Exactly. And since we’re talking about it, take a few steps back.

Who?

You. 

Why?

Just in case. 

Now I’m confused. Let’s start over.  Who are we going to listen to?

Not Trump. He’s blaming WHO.

Who?

Trump. 

Trump’s blaming who?

Yes.

What?

Wash your hands and take a few steps back. 

Why?

Just in case. 

(with apologies to Abbot & Costello)

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